• Me:

    What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.

  • Me:

    NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

  • Me:

    Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.

  • Me:

    I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

  • Me:

    Shit is that a cop? No.

  • Me:

    Shit THAT is a cop.

  • Me:

    /dinosaur screams/

squidkneee:

i want to kiss you and hug you and hold you and play with your hair and sleep with you and make you laugh and stare at you and play games with you and make you win on purpose and cuddle with you at night and eat breakfast with you and then eat lunch and dinner with you and i wanna listen to music with you and cry with you and watch dance videos with you and go to class with you and duel blog with you lmao i dont know i just want to do fucking everything with you

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bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

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best times to kiss a girl

us-the-teens:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved.

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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

By Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)